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Username Post: Easter joke.        (Topic#374770)
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03-31-24 11:22 AM - Post#2868478    

A minister and an Uber driver die and happen to arrive
at the Pearly Gates at the same time.

Saint Peter immediately takes the Uber driver by the arm
and ushers him into Glory.
Then he returned for the minister who asks
why he was "second in line".

Peter gently answered..
"Good servant, when you preached,
people fell asleep.
When he drove, people prayed".
Happy Easter.

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Edited by Chevrobert on 04-04-24 09:35 AM. Reason for edit: changed "feel" to "fell"


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