 4dr 57
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Loc: Texas Hill Country
Reg: 11-10-04
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03-15-24 07:30 AM - Post#2867968
A very sick man is lying in bed. He realizes he doesn't have much time left, so he asks his nurse to bring his wife, daughter, and both sons to him, as well as witnesses and a camera to record his last wishes. When all are assembled, their eyes misty and their faces drawn, he begins to speak. "My son, Sam, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses." "My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier." "My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bayside on Blackwater Sound. The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says: "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property." The wife just grunts. "The a**hole has a paper route".
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 Keith_Knox
Member #189 Moderator and "23rd Year" Platinum Supporting Member
Posts: 7288
Age: 83
Loc: Napa, Ca USA
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12-28-24 02:35 PM - Post#2876613
In response to 4dr 57
That one made me laugh out loud.
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TAT_2
Site Ambassador - Member #26 - "24th Year" Silver Supporting Member
Posts: 38201
Age: 71
Loc: "UNDER THE BOARDWALK"
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01-01-25 01:46 AM - Post#2876704
In response to 4dr 57
09 PONTIAC- VIBE
08 PONTIAC- G6
93 VETTE - 40TH ANNIV- RUBY RED- LT1/6-SPD/RAG TOP
PREVIOUS VETTE'S 58,68,70,76,78,85,90
QUOTE FROM HELEN
"WHY YOU LOOKING AT THAT? YA KNOW YA WANT ANOTHER VETTE"
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