 4dr 57
"11th Year" Silver Supporting Member
Posts: 4848
Loc: Texas Hill Country
Reg: 11-10-04
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02-07-24 03:13 AM - Post#2866670
Some signs either make no sense or too many! On a bathroom door: "Toilet out of order. Please use floor below."
In a laundromat: "Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out."
In a london department store: "Bargain basement upstairs."
In an office: "Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday Please bring it back? Or further steps will be taken."
Outside a secondhand shop: "We exchange anything bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?'
Notice in health food shop window: "Closed due to illness."
Spotted in a safari park: "Elephants please stay in your car."
Seen during a conference: "For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, There is a day care on the 1st floor."
Notice in a farmer's field: "The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges." Message on a leaflet: "If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons."
On a repair shop door: "We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door The bell doesn't work)."
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TAT_2
Site Ambassador - Member #26 - "23rd Year" Silver Supporting Member
Posts: 38136
Age: 71
Loc: "UNDER THE BOARDWALK"
Reg: 10-29-00
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02-15-24 03:03 AM - Post#2866920
In response to 4dr 57
09 PONTIAC- VIBE
08 PONTIAC- G6
93 VETTE - 40TH ANNIV- RUBY RED- LT1/6-SPD/RAG TOP
PREVIOUS VETTE'S 58,68,70,76,78,85,90
QUOTE FROM HELEN
"WHY YOU LOOKING AT THAT? YA KNOW YA WANT ANOTHER VETTE"
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Chevrobert
Valued Contributor
Posts: 4167
Loc: Braintree, Ma. USA
Reg: 06-14-08
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02-20-24 10:49 AM - Post#2867066
In response to TAT_2
Frankie and Fred sitting in a bar,
having a cold one.
Fred: I picked up my new top of the line
hearing aid today.
Frankie: That's great. What kind is it?
Fred: It's 6:45. 
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