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Username Post: some funny notices        (Topic#374459)
4dr 57 
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4dr 57
Loc: Texas Hill Country
Reg: 11-10-04
02-07-24 02:13 AM - Post#2866670    

Some signs either make no sense or too many! On a bathroom door: "Toilet out of order. Please use floor below."
In a laundromat: "Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out."
In a london department store: "Bargain basement upstairs."
In an office: "Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday Please bring it back? Or further steps will be taken."
Outside a secondhand shop: "We exchange anything bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?'
Notice in health food shop window: "Closed due to illness."
Spotted in a safari park: "Elephants please stay in your car."
Seen during a conference: "For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, There is a day care on the 1st floor."
Notice in a farmer's field: "The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges." Message on a leaflet: "If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons."
On a repair shop door: "We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door The bell doesn't work)."



 


TAT_2 
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TAT_2
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Loc: "UNDER THE BOARDWALK"
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02-15-24 02:03 AM - Post#2866920    
    In response to 4dr 57



09 PONTIAC- VIBE
08 PONTIAC- G6
93 VETTE - 40TH ANNIV- RUBY RED- LT1/6-SPD/RAG TOP

PREVIOUS VETTE'S 58,68,70,76,78,85,90


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"WHY YOU LOOKING AT THAT? YA KNOW YA WANT ANOTHER VETTE"












 
Chevrobert 
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Posts: 4120

Loc: Braintree, Ma. USA
Reg: 06-14-08
02-20-24 09:49 AM - Post#2867066    
    In response to TAT_2

Frankie and Fred sitting in a bar,
having a cold one.

Fred: I picked up my new top of the line
hearing aid today.

Frankie: That's great. What kind is it?

Fred: It's 6:45.


Bob
'64 Impala SS
'77 Pontiac Ventura SJ
'83 Lincoln Towncar (ABE)

https://youtu.be/rjq6Qtd3tdA



 


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