So few jokes are showing up on this forum, so here's an old one
The wife walks into the kitchen to see her husband with a fly swatter in hand. "What are you doing?" Husband responds "I am swatting flies and have killed 3 males and 2 females so far." Wife asks "How do you know the sex of the flies?" Husband replies "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."
So few jokes are showing up on this forum, so here's an old one
The wife walks into the kitchen to see her husband with a fly swatter in hand. "What are you doing?" Husband responds "I am swatting flies and have killed 3 males and 2 females so far." Wife asks "How do you know the sex of the flies?" Husband replies "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."
I've always liiked that joke, it's funny.
I'm lucky, I forget jokes very quickly.
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Wow, that was hard to watch.
