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Username Post: A Place for your Bad/Dad Jokes.        (Topic#368743)
Chevrobert 
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Loc: Braintree, Ma. USA
Reg: 06-14-08
06-19-22 05:12 PM - Post#2843132    

Here's some more of mine....,

Q: What do you call a tuna wearing a bow tie?
A: SoFISHticated!

Q: Why should you take extra socks when you golf?
A: You might get a Hole In One.

Q: How much did the clam donate to charity?
A: Zip, Nada, Nothing, he's shellfish.

Q: Why'd the hungry man turn his clock back?
A: He wanted to go back 4 seconds.

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY


Bob
'64 Impala SS
'77 Pontiac Ventura SJ
'83 Lincoln Towncar
Ain't to proud to think out loud.


 


TAT_2 
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TAT_2
Age: 68
Loc: "UNDER THE BOARDWALK"
Reg: 10-29-00
06-20-22 05:04 AM - Post#2843137    
    In response to Chevrobert

U CAN TUNE A PIANO
BUT
U CAN'T TUNAFISH

09 PONTIAC- VIBE
08 PONTIAC- G6
93 VETTE - 40TH ANNIV- RUBY RED- LT1/6-SPD/RAG TOP

PREVIOUS VETTE'S 58,68,70,76,78,85,90


QUOTE FROM HELEN
"WHY YOU LOOKING AT THAT? YA KNOW YA WANT ANOTHER VETTE"












 


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