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Username Post: Who's driving?        (Topic#368353)
Chevrobert 
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05-06-22 12:07 PM - Post#2840787    

On a trip to America, Pope Francis lands in New York City and gets in a limousine.
The Pontiff asks the driver, "I never get to drive anymore. Any chance I could take the wheel?"

The driver can not refuse the Pope and says "Yes your Excelency" immediately.

They switch places and the Pope starts driving like a drunk movie stunt man.

A motorcycle cop sees the limo coming and pulls it over. Walks up to the driver's window as it slides down and
without a word walks to his bike and and calls his Chief.

The cop says "I pulled over this guy for driving like a nut, but it's somebody REALLY important. I don't know what to do."

"Important? Is it the mayor?" the Chief asks.

"Nope," the cop says. "Way more important."

"Whaydayamean? Is it the governor?" says the Chief.

"Way more important than that," says the cop.

"The president?" the Chief asks.

"More!."

"Gimme a break. Who's more important than the president? Who is it?" asks the Chief.

"I dunno, I'm afraid to look in the back" says the cop, "but he's got the Pope for a chauffeur."

Bob
'64 Impala SS
'77 Pontiac Ventura SJ
'83 Lincoln Towncar
Ain't to proud to think out loud.


 


Mike JW 
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05-06-22 05:22 PM - Post#2840798    
    In response to Chevrobert

Good one!




 
TAT_2 
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05-08-22 04:07 AM - Post#2840866    
    In response to Chevrobert




09 PONTIAC- VIBE
08 PONTIAC- G6
93 VETTE - 40TH ANNIV- RUBY RED- LT1/6-SPD/RAG TOP

PREVIOUS VETTE'S 58,68,70,76,78,85,90


QUOTE FROM HELEN
"WHY YOU LOOKING AT THAT? YA KNOW YA WANT ANOTHER VETTE"












 
GregH 
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05-08-22 09:57 AM - Post#2840879    
    In response to TAT_2

OK. The title reminded me of the story where two little old ladles were headed for church talking away when Ethel noticed that May just blazed through a red traffic light. It scared her but they made it through safely so she breathed a sigh of relief and they kept going. Then they went through another red light and another! She decided she had to say something so after catching her breath she said, "May do you realize that you just ran three red lights in a row"? May replied "Oh my word...I'm driving"?



 
TAT_2 
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05-08-22 02:01 PM - Post#2840895    
    In response to GregH



09 PONTIAC- VIBE
08 PONTIAC- G6
93 VETTE - 40TH ANNIV- RUBY RED- LT1/6-SPD/RAG TOP

PREVIOUS VETTE'S 58,68,70,76,78,85,90


QUOTE FROM HELEN
"WHY YOU LOOKING AT THAT? YA KNOW YA WANT ANOTHER VETTE"












 
Chevrobert 
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Loc: Braintree, Ma. USA
Reg: 06-14-08
05-13-22 11:52 AM - Post#2841153    
    In response to TAT_2

T@T,
2 Times..,



Bob
'64 Impala SS
'77 Pontiac Ventura SJ
'83 Lincoln Towncar
Ain't to proud to think out loud.


 


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