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Username Post: This joke stolen from "Svengoolie"        (Topic#367834)
Chevrobert 
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Loc: Braintree, Ma. USA
Reg: 06-14-08
03-03-22 12:25 PM - Post#2837380    

Local Police make arrest in real time,
as ventriloquist was being tortured.
When asked how they rescued victim so quickly?
police stated
"We could hear his screams a mile away".

"Svengoolie"

Bob
'64 Impala SS
'77 Pontiac Ventura SJ
'83 Lincoln Towncar
Ain't to proud to think out loud.


 


TAT_2 
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03-03-22 03:12 PM - Post#2837401    
    In response to Chevrobert



09 PONTIAC- VIBE
08 PONTIAC- G6
93 VETTE - 40TH ANNIV- RUBY RED- LT1/6-SPD/RAG TOP

PREVIOUS VETTE'S 58,68,70,76,78,85,90


QUOTE FROM HELEN
"WHY YOU LOOKING AT THAT? YA KNOW YA WANT ANOTHER VETTE"












 
Chevrobert 
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Loc: Braintree, Ma. USA
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07-04-22 11:56 AM - Post#2843828    
    In response to TAT_2

Question: "What is the difference between
Ignorance and Apathy?
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care.



Bob
'64 Impala SS
'77 Pontiac Ventura SJ
'83 Lincoln Towncar
Ain't to proud to think out loud.


 
TAT_2 
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Age: 69
Loc: "UNDER THE BOARDWALK"
Reg: 10-29-00
07-04-22 08:26 PM - Post#2843860    
    In response to Chevrobert



09 PONTIAC- VIBE
08 PONTIAC- G6
93 VETTE - 40TH ANNIV- RUBY RED- LT1/6-SPD/RAG TOP

PREVIOUS VETTE'S 58,68,70,76,78,85,90


QUOTE FROM HELEN
"WHY YOU LOOKING AT THAT? YA KNOW YA WANT ANOTHER VETTE"












 
Chevrobert 
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Posts: 3969

Loc: Braintree, Ma. USA
Reg: 06-14-08
07-07-22 06:04 PM - Post#2843997    
    In response to TAT_2



Bob
'64 Impala SS
'77 Pontiac Ventura SJ
'83 Lincoln Towncar
Ain't to proud to think out loud.


 
Chevrobert 
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Posts: 3969

Loc: Braintree, Ma. USA
Reg: 06-14-08
08-28-22 08:20 PM - Post#2846475    
    In response to Chevrobert

Don't Blame Me, Here Goes.
One day a man walks by a window and sees a woman
beating a man over the head with a loaf of french bread. He shakes his head and keeps walking.
The next day he walks by and again sees her beating the same man over the head with a loaf of french bread.
He again shakes his head and continues on his way.
The third day he walks by and sees her hit him in the face with a chocolate cake!
This time he stops and taps on the window. The woman throws the window open and screams what's your problem!
He pauses a moment and asks her,
"I saw you two days in a row, beating that man over the head, with a loaf of french bread.
Then today you hit him with a cake, what is going on here"?
She immediately replies at the top of her voice,
"That's simple stupid, TODAY is his birthday"!

Bob
'64 Impala SS
'77 Pontiac Ventura SJ
'83 Lincoln Towncar
Ain't to proud to think out loud.


 
TAT_2 
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08-30-22 11:33 AM - Post#2846522    
    In response to Chevrobert



09 PONTIAC- VIBE
08 PONTIAC- G6
93 VETTE - 40TH ANNIV- RUBY RED- LT1/6-SPD/RAG TOP

PREVIOUS VETTE'S 58,68,70,76,78,85,90


QUOTE FROM HELEN
"WHY YOU LOOKING AT THAT? YA KNOW YA WANT ANOTHER VETTE"












 
Chevrobert 
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Posts: 3969

Loc: Braintree, Ma. USA
Reg: 06-14-08
09-01-22 10:01 AM - Post#2846619    
    In response to TAT_2


You still got it!


Bob
'64 Impala SS
'77 Pontiac Ventura SJ
'83 Lincoln Towncar
Ain't to proud to think out loud.


 
4dr 57 
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Loc: Texas Hill Country
Reg: 11-10-04
09-09-22 05:24 PM - Post#2847090    
    In response to Chevrobert

he's not wrong either!!!!sweet!



It's all good. Mostly


 


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