SteveW
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Reg: 04-24-02
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10-25-21 02:52 PM - Post#2829724
DOROTHY & EDNA
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. I went and bought me a new red dress and He showed up at my apartment punctually at 7:00 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there? A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvelous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we come back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL! Completely crazy! He tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! So are you telling me I shouldn't go?"
Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
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 CowboyTrukr
"11th Year" Silver Supporting Member
Posts: 4850
Loc: Salt Lake City
Reg: 06-20-09
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10-25-21 07:55 PM - Post#2829748
In response to SteveW
  
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TAT_2
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10-28-21 04:27 PM - Post#2829894
In response to SteveW
 GOOD 1 !
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QUOTE FROM HELEN
"WHY YOU LOOKING AT THAT? YA KNOW YA WANT ANOTHER VETTE"
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