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Username Post: COUPLE SEX        (Topic#366445)
TAT_2 
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09-18-21 10:10 PM - Post#2827355    

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.

YO ALL !!! / HEY JOE !!!

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VanLife 
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09-28-21 02:55 PM - Post#2828202    
    In response to TAT_2

um How did the little girl screw that up monumentally? phasing a order for dinner time as a question starting with "what is"?????..........

if I over look that its just a little funny. maybe not appropriate for family forum???

its way too easy to go down the wrong rabbit hole with this one by accident.

as hearing impaired I know first hand there is NO WAY to accidentally hear that in that way. They don't even start out with the same sounding words that are easy to swap and guess wrong.

when asking Questions its related to van I own: 1987 GMC 3/4 ton G2500 vandura, V6, No AC, standard length. 3speed trans(no overdrive).


Edited by VanLife on 09-28-21 02:57 PM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

 
TAT_2 
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09-29-21 04:59 AM - Post#2828242    
    In response to VanLife

UPDATE
GRANDPOP SENDS GRAND DAUGHTER FOR SPEECH THERAPY.

09 PONTIAC- VIBE
08 PONTIAC- G6
93 VETTE - 40TH ANNIV- RUBY RED- LT1/6-SPD/RAG TOP

PREVIOUS VETTE'S 58,68,70,76,78,85,90


QUOTE FROM HELEN
"WHY YOU LOOKING AT THAT? YA KNOW YA WANT ANOTHER VETTE"












 
Mel Foye 
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09-30-21 12:15 PM - Post#2828305    
    In response to VanLife

If this place gets any more ---family forum-- I am going to have to put on pants when I post. But not yet.



 
Double Aught 
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10-12-21 06:09 PM - Post#2829053    
    In response to VanLife

  • VanLife Said:
um How did the little girl screw that up monumentally? phasing a order for dinner time as a question starting with "what is"?????..........

if I over look that its just a little funny. maybe not appropriate for family forum???

its way too easy to go down the wrong rabbit hole with this one by accident.

as hearing impaired I know first hand there is NO WAY to accidentally hear that in that way. They don't even start out with the same sounding words that are easy to swap and guess wrong.


THIS IS A JOKE, OK? LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS



 
Chevrobert 
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10-20-21 02:29 PM - Post#2829547    
    In response to Double Aught



Bob
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'77 Pontiac Ventura SJ
'85 Lincoln Town Car
Ain't to proud to think out loud.


 
4dr 57 
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11-07-21 08:07 AM - Post#2830366    
    In response to TAT_2

Good One!!




It's all good. Mostly


 


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