 TAT_2
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09-18-21 11:10 PM - Post#2827355
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
YO ALL !!! / HEY JOE !!!
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VanLife
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09-28-21 03:55 PM - Post#2828202
In response to TAT_2
um How did the little girl screw that up monumentally? phasing a order for dinner time as a question starting with "what is"?????..........
if I over look that its just a little funny. maybe not appropriate for family forum???
its way too easy to go down the wrong rabbit hole with this one by accident.
as hearing impaired I know first hand there is NO WAY to accidentally hear that in that way. They don't even start out with the same sounding words that are easy to swap and guess wrong.
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Edited by VanLife on 09-28-21 03:57 PM. Reason for edit: No reason given.
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TAT_2
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09-29-21 05:59 AM - Post#2828242
In response to VanLife
UPDATE
GRANDPOP SENDS GRAND DAUGHTER FOR SPEECH THERAPY.
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QUOTE FROM HELEN
"WHY YOU LOOKING AT THAT? YA KNOW YA WANT ANOTHER VETTE"
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Mel Foye
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09-30-21 01:15 PM - Post#2828305
In response to VanLife
If this place gets any more ---family forum-- I am going to have to put on pants when I post. But not yet.
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Double Aught
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10-12-21 07:09 PM - Post#2829053
In response to VanLife
um How did the little girl screw that up monumentally? phasing a order for dinner time as a question starting with "what is"?????..........
if I over look that its just a little funny. maybe not appropriate for family forum???
its way too easy to go down the wrong rabbit hole with this one by accident.
as hearing impaired I know first hand there is NO WAY to accidentally hear that in that way. They don't even start out with the same sounding words that are easy to swap and guess wrong.
THIS IS A JOKE, OK? LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS
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Chevrobert
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10-20-21 03:29 PM - Post#2829547
In response to Double Aught
Bob
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Ain't to proud to think out loud.
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4dr 57
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11-07-21 09:07 AM - Post#2830366
In response to TAT_2
Good One!!
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