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Username Post: CHINESE DOCTOR        (Topic#366335)
TAT_2 
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09-05-21 10:43 PM - Post#2826610    

Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'

An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."

Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."

Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."

Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."

Chinese: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."

Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."

Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"

Chinese: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

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55 Shaker 
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09-06-21 05:51 AM - Post#2826626    
    In response to TAT_2

Good one!!!

The older I get, the more dangerous, I am !!!!


 
Maxbigblock 
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09-07-21 04:44 AM - Post#2826673    
    In response to TAT_2


Very Good.

Max

I'm originally from the ONCE great city of Flint, Michigan. The birthplace of General Motors, where A C Spark Plug was formed and headquartered, where the first Corvettes were hand built, and where my 1955 Chevy was made.



 
family4door 
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09-11-21 05:39 PM - Post#2826911    
    In response to TAT_2

The same Chinese doctor went to the bank to convert some of his Yuan to American dollars. He gave the teller 100 Yuan and receives 100 American dollars. Several months later he goes back to exchange his 100 American dollars back to Yuans. He only receives 80 Yuan. He askes the teller why 100 Yuan equaled 100 dollars a few months ago but now is only worth 80 Yuan. The teller shrugs his shoulders and says "fluctuations?" The Chinese doctor says "well f*ck you Americans too!!"



Edited by family4door on 09-11-21 05:39 PM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

 
addspeed 
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09-13-21 04:37 PM - Post#2827038    
    In response to TAT_2

Now that's funny, lol why is he still alive if he drinks kerosene.



 


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