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Username Post: Wise Italian Grandfather        (Topic#360912)
Mike JW 
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05-10-20 05:31 PM - Post#2793442    


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An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ..38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "?

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TAT_2 
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05-14-20 02:18 PM - Post#2793799    
    In response to Mike JW



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56sedandelivery 
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05-15-20 12:20 PM - Post#2793864    
    In response to TAT_2

The Pope was delivering a sermon at the Vatican. The crowd was cheering, applauding, and generally behind everything the Pope had to say. That was until he got on the subject of birth control, and pre-marital sex. The crowd was by then getting very quiet, as no one wanted to challenge the Pope. Then, one little , old, Italian grandmotherly type, crawled up upon a short wall, and shaking her fists, yelled at the Pope, "You no playa' the game, you no maka' the rules!!!". I am Butch/56sedandelivery.





 


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