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Username Post: NOT INTENDED TO MAKE LIGHT OF OUR GLOBAL PANDEMIC        (Topic#360436)
chevcpe 
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04-07-20 10:02 AM - Post#2790551    


A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir, I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”
He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir, they look fine.”
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely”:
“Are - my – test – results – back?”


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1951 3100 5-Window w/' 62 Fuel Injected 261 and OD


 


Old Chevy Soldier 
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04-07-20 10:27 AM - Post#2790553    
    In response to chevcpe

That's funny. I can really appreciate the humor being married to a woman who's first language is not English. Just yesterday we passed a Volvo and she asked if a vulva was any good. I usually don't correct her if it's funny.

Life is to short to ride an ugly horse or drive a Ford


Edited by Old Chevy Soldier on 04-07-20 10:33 AM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

 
53sd 
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04-08-20 06:49 AM - Post#2790639    
    In response to chevcpe

That's funny!



 
53sd 
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04-08-20 06:50 AM - Post#2790640    
    In response to Old Chevy Soldier

That's even funnier!



 
GregH 
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04-08-20 03:35 PM - Post#2790672    
    In response to 53sd

Venturing into the area of jokes not being funny for the time...The best explanation I have found so far for the hoarding of toilet paper so far has been "when someone sneezes, everyone around them craps themselves"



 
56sedandelivery 
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04-08-20 10:36 PM - Post#2790702    
    In response to chevcpe

Old joke recycled and re-purposed for the current situation. Coming from a medical background, I can appreciate it. I am Butch/56sedandelivery.




 
VanLife 
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09-03-20 01:10 PM - Post#2802660    
    In response to 56sedandelivery

morbid but thanks for the laugh.

I don't get enough of that these days


when asking Questions its related to van I own: 1987 GMC 3/4 ton G2500 vandura, V6, No AC, standard length. 3speed trans(no overdrive).


 
Chevrobert 
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10-09-20 02:02 PM - Post#2805168    
    In response to chevcpe



Bob
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'85 Lincoln Town Car
Ain't to proud to think out loud.


 
chevcpe 
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10-24-20 03:44 PM - Post#2806120    
    In response to chevcpe

The vaccine should be tested on politicians first.

If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.




1951 Business Coupe w/ '54 235
1951 3100 5-Window w/' 62 Fuel Injected 261 and OD


 
wagonman100 
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10-25-20 01:19 PM - Post#2806172    
    In response to chevcpe

  • chevcpe Said:
The vaccine should be tested on politicians first.

If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.







Jay
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1983 Malibu Fauxmad - tubbed
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1972 Monte Carlo
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1957 Nomad sport wagon
1957 Cameo Carrier


 
TAT_2 
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10-28-20 01:27 PM - Post#2806405    
    In response to wagonman100

  • wagonman100 Said:
  • chevcpe Said:
The vaccine should be tested on politicians first.

If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.









RIGHT ON !!!


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08 PONTIAC- G6
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PREVIOUS VETTE'S 58,68,70,76,78,85,90


QUOTE FROM HELEN
"WHY YOU LOOKING AT THAT? YA KNOW YA WANT ANOTHER VETTE"












 


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