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Username Post: if your old enough youll get this        (Topic#359898)
grumpyvette 
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grumpyvette
Age: 72
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02-22-20 07:57 PM - Post#2787085    

an older married couple in their late 80s decide to visit the family doctor to discuss a problem they seem to be having,

they both sit down to talk to the doctor, and the old guy nudges the wife and says, well! you got me here... tell him...

the wife looks at the doctor and says ,
well the truth is I think my husbands memory is starting to fail....
I tell him something and 5 minutes later he forgets, what I told him....
the doctor points out that this is rather normal at their age,
and perhaps if its important they should carry a small lined pad and a pen and write down,
anything thats important as thats a sure way to remember.....

that evening the old husband is watching T.V. and gets up, and starts to walk out of the bedroom, the wife asked him where hes going>

he says I think I'd like some vanilla ice cream... she says that sounds like a great Idea...
please get her some also,
but remember I like chocolate sprinkles,
you better write it down!

the husband looks at her like shes crazy, and says
the kitchens 18 feet away.... Im not going to forget your sprinkles .....

about 15 munites later the husband returns with two plates with scrambled eggs and bacon....
the wife looks at the old guy and says..


I just knew if you failed to write it down you would forget...

and sure as blazes you did!
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wheres MY TOAST!

IF YOU CAN,T SMOKE THE TIRES AT WILL,FROM A 60 MPH ROLLING START YOUR ENGINE NEEDS MORE WORK!!"!
IF YOU CAN , YOU NEED BETTER TIRES AND YOUR SUSPENSION NEEDS MORE WORK!!


 


TAT_2 
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03-09-20 04:07 PM - Post#2788317    
    In response to grumpyvette



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4dr 57 
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Loc: Texas Hill Country
Reg: 11-10-04
03-21-20 08:22 AM - Post#2789121    
    In response to TAT_2






It's all good. mostly




Edited by 4dr 57 on 03-21-20 08:27 AM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

 


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