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Bad56Sedan 
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01-10-20 01:23 PM - Post#2784136    

Some how, two guys were trying to cross a desert,
Yeah it was hot, no water a lot of sand and all the typical stuff,
But.........
Some how they ran across a camel,
They figured the camel could help them cross the desert,
But.........
The camel was as thirsty as they were,
So for days they trudged along,
Finally the camel had stopped and layed down,
No matter how much they tried to pull the camel he would not budge.
As usual the camel was able to talk, the camel said he refused to walk any further as they were going the wrong way.
Stop me if you have heard this one.......

VC56S 2 door Sedan, 40 Years

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Edited by Bad56Sedan on 01-10-20 01:23 PM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

 


Bad56Sedan 
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01-10-20 01:26 PM - Post#2784137    
    In response to Bad56Sedan

So, one of the two said he too was to tired and thirsty to keep going and naturally he agreed with the camel,
So the other guy said he would go ahead and find the oasis,
He was gone for several days,
He found the oasis!
Stop me if you heard this........

VC56S 2 door Sedan, 40 Years

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Bad56Sedan 
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01-10-20 01:36 PM - Post#2784138    
    In response to Bad56Sedan

The one guy encouraged the other guy to keep walking it was just over the next pile of sand,
They had to had the camel to make it out the other side,
So they both pulled and pulled the camel,
Finally the camel said you two better be right and got up and started walking,
After about a day or so they made it to the oasis,
They both jumped in and drank and drank,
Yet the camel just stood there,
One guy pulled the camels head down and the camel refused to drink,
One tried cranking the camels tail,
Finally one guy suggested to the other guy that if he sucked on the back end of the camel he could draw the water into the camel,
So after continued trying finally the guy trying to draw the water through the camel stopped looked around with his face covered in........he told the guy holding the camels head in the water....
HEY MIND LIFTING HIS HEAD UP A BIT, I THINK IM SUCKING MUD!

VC56S 2 door Sedan, 40 Years

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grumpyvette 
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01-10-20 02:01 PM - Post#2784140    
    In response to Bad56Sedan

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
and BOOOOO!!!!!!

IF YOU CAN,T SMOKE THE TIRES AT WILL,FROM A 60 MPH ROLLING START YOUR ENGINE NEEDS MORE WORK!!"!
IF YOU CAN , YOU NEED BETTER TIRES AND YOUR SUSPENSION NEEDS MORE WORK!!


Edited by grumpyvette on 01-10-20 02:01 PM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

 
Bad56Sedan 
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01-10-20 02:11 PM - Post#2784141    
    In response to grumpyvette

Lol,
Wait for the next two guys!
This is a break doing a cam swap,
Got the new one piece pan gasket, finally got that done,
Any golfers out there!

VC56S 2 door Sedan, 40 Years

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Edited by Bad56Sedan on 01-10-20 02:13 PM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

 
TAT_2 
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01-10-20 11:56 PM - Post#2784163    
    In response to Bad56Sedan

2 GUYS DEPT STORE


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NEXT ?


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4dr 57 
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02-22-20 04:49 AM - Post#2787033    
    In response to TAT_2


BRAVO TAT!

It's all good. mostly




 


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