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Username Post: The Pianist        (Topic#358812)
Techhead 
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11-14-19 10:07 AM - Post#2780146    

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender, Harold, walks up and asks "what's in the bag?"

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece by Mozart!

'Where on earth did you get that?' asks Harold, the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.

This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to Harold and says : 'Here. Rub it.'

So Harold, the bartender, rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.

'I will grant you one wish Harold. Just one wish... each person is only allowed one!'

Harold gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another.

Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they just keep coming, duck after duck after duck!

Harold turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your Genie's' a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million Ducks.'

'No SH*T!!' says the man, 'Harold, do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?'

I'll be Frank, this hobby isn't getting any easier.
58 Delray in disaray


 


grumpyvette 
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11-14-19 12:19 PM - Post#2780151    
    In response to Techhead

that jokes older than dirt..but my wife had never heard it and thought it was cute!

IF YOU CAN,T SMOKE THE TIRES AT WILL,FROM A 60 MPH ROLLING START YOUR ENGINE NEEDS MORE WORK!!"!
IF YOU CAN , YOU NEED BETTER TIRES AND YOUR SUSPENSION NEEDS MORE WORK!!


 
TAT_2 
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11-19-19 05:45 AM - Post#2780488    
    In response to Techhead



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