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Username Post: a texas billionaire died        (Topic#358021)
grumpyvette 
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grumpyvette
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09-11-19 05:37 AM - Post#2775321    

a texas billionaire died ... he was met at the pearly gates by saint peter,
who grinned and shook his hand and started to show him around,
the first place was a large mansion,
the texan, was less than impressed,
and said, my staff in austin,
has a better place to sleep than that....
ST peter was pissed... but continued the tour,
next was a nice golf course,
the texan, looked it over and was not impressed..
and said,
darn, the course I own near Dallas,
is bigger...
now st peters is pissed off,
he dragged the texan to the edge of the cloud they were standing on,
grabbed him, by the back of the neck,
leaned him way out over the edge,
for a damn good look at the flames of hell far below....
and asked the texan if they had a bigger, better, hotter and larger fire than that in TEXAS????
.
the texan, gulped, started sweating, and readily admitted that...
No texas can't, match that!...
ST peter calming down, pulled him back from the edge...
then the texan said........
.
.

BUT we do have someone.
.
that could put that fire out for you,
.
.
named ....RED ADAIR

IF YOU CAN,T SMOKE THE TIRES AT WILL,FROM A 60 MPH ROLLING START YOUR ENGINE NEEDS MORE WORK!!"!
IF YOU CAN , YOU NEED BETTER TIRES AND YOUR SUSPENSION NEEDS MORE WORK!!


Edited by grumpyvette on 09-11-19 05:44 AM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

 




100 CHEVY 
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100 CHEVY
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Reg: 12-09-04
09-14-19 03:06 PM - Post#2775520    
    In response to grumpyvette

Like!
Mike.

"You gonna leave it like that?
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