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Username Post: TEXAS WILL ALWAYS BE TEXAS!        (Topic#357926)
grumpyvette 
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09-03-19 05:08 PM - Post#2774768    

Texas will always be Texas..................o
A Young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 4", strong as a longhorn,

and fast as a mustang. He could in one swift motion, draw a pistol, and shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
Then he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working:
the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a group of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot.
So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call,
an "Attitude Suitability Test",
that you must take before you can be accepted.
We just don't let just anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said,
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot,
six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

IF YOU CAN,T SMOKE THE TIRES AT WILL,FROM A 60 MPH ROLLING START YOUR ENGINE NEEDS MORE WORK!!"!
IF YOU CAN , YOU NEED BETTER TIRES AND YOUR SUSPENSION NEEDS MORE WORK!!


Edited by grumpyvette on 09-05-19 03:27 PM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

 




CowboyTrukr 
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Reg: 06-20-09
09-04-19 07:30 PM - Post#2774847    
    In response to grumpyvette

Way funny, Paul!!!

Greg

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