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Username Post: A Cowboy's Headstone        (Topic#356320)
Techhead 
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Reg: 10-25-05
05-07-19 10:33 AM - Post#2765888    

Here are the 5 rules for men to follow for a happy life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan Utah. He died not knowing that someday he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.

1. It's important to have a women that helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh

3. It's important to have a woman you can trust and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is fun in bed and likes you.

5. It's very very important that these 4 woman don't know each other or you could end up dead like me...

I'll be Frank, this hobby isn't getting any easier.
58 Delray in disaray


 


Mel Foye 
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Reg: 09-29-00
05-07-19 06:04 PM - Post#2765914    
    In response to Techhead

The logic is clear to me.



 
grumpyvette 
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Age: 72
Loc: FLORIDA USA
Reg: 03-16-01
05-08-19 01:00 PM - Post#2765957    
    In response to Mel Foye

great advice..if you can use it

IF YOU CAN,T SMOKE THE TIRES AT WILL,FROM A 60 MPH ROLLING START YOUR ENGINE NEEDS MORE WORK!!"!
IF YOU CAN , YOU NEED BETTER TIRES AND YOUR SUSPENSION NEEDS MORE WORK!!


 


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