56sedandelivery
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Posts: 5527
Age: 67
Loc: Everett, Wa.
Reg: 02-26-08
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11-04-18 11:47 PM - Post#2750486
A husband and wife were in the delivery room for the birth of their first child; both were completely new to everything, and quite apprehensive. The gynecologist/obstetrician told the husband they had developed a new technique where the father of the child could "absorb" some of the wife's pain, and asked if he wanted to try it. It involved a very high tech machine and used radio waves to accomplish the transfer of pain. Loving his wife as he did, of course he wanted to try it, and the OB/Gyn started out by asking if he'd like to try for 20% of his wife's pain. He did so, and they soon went to 40%; followed shortly by 60%. Being this technique was so new, the OB/Gyn was a little hesitant, but asked if he'd like to try 100%, since he had handled the other increases so well. They went to 100%, and delivered the child easily. The next day, they arrived home with their new baby, to only discover their mailman dead on the front porch (???). I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
Edited by 56sedandelivery on 11-24-18 09:14 AM. Reason for edit: No reason given.
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 Bel Air kiwi
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Loc: New Zealand
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11-06-18 12:39 PM - Post#2750623
In response to 56sedandelivery
Nice one Butch, Cheers Kiwi
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65_Impala
Very Senior Member
Posts: 4162
Reg: 12-29-02
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11-20-18 08:20 AM - Post#2751910
In response to 56sedandelivery
Should be written that the father of the child can absorb some of the pain from the mother.
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Stinky
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Posts: 1618
Loc: Whitewater, CO
Reg: 05-25-01
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12-08-18 06:18 PM - Post#2753920
In response to 65_Impala
The mailman that delivers were I work thought that this was most funny.
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