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Username Post: AN IRISHMAN + A MORMON        (Topic#350999)
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05-06-18 03:34 PM - Post#2733220    

An Irishman and a Mormon were taking a commercial flight.
After takeoff the stewardess asked them
if they cared for a drink?
The Irishmen quickly ordered a Jameson neat.
The Mormon said rather vociferously,
"I would rather be raped by a dozen whores
than have alcohol touch my lips".

The Irishman jumped up and said
"Cancel my drink,, I'll have what he's having".

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05-06-18 11:56 PM - Post#2733255    
    In response to Chevrobert


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