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Username Post: How to get nto heaven from Ireland        (Topic#348606)
DavidTX 
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12-08-17 07:37 AM - Post#2717293    

How to Get into Heaven from Ireland
(A true Irish story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher )

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!'

'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered 'NO!'
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'

Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?




 




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