Gain extra benefits by becoming a Supporting Member Click here find out how!

Classic Performance Products Nu-Relics Power Windows
American Auto Wire Hellwig Products IncPerformance Rod & Custom
Danchuk Catalog

Username Post: Christmas decorating favor        (Topic#348284)
Posts: 135

Loc: North Iowa
Reg: 01-29-12
11-19-17 01:31 PM - Post#2714957    

Can I just ask everyone a huge favor? Those of you who are planning to put Christmas lights in your yards, please can you avoid anything red or blue and flashing? Every time I drive past, I think it's the cops and have a mild panic attack. I have to take my foot off the gas, slam on the brakes, put my seat belt on, throw my phone on the floor, hide my beer, swallow my joint, and shove the gun under the seat. It's a major drama. I really appreciate your cooperation and understanding.


Site Ambassador
Posts: 15192

Loc: Baltimore, MD
Reg: 11-27-04
11-24-17 06:53 PM - Post#2715617    
    In response to family4door

No problem. It's not so much all of the other things you mentioned, but the pimps get upset when you push the hooker out of the passenger door while you're still moving.

Friends don’t let friends drive Fords.

1999 Silverado Z71 4X4 extra-cab short bed
1983 Malibu Fauxmad - tubbed
1978 El Camino Kustomized
1972 Monte Carlo
1957 210 handyman wagon
1957 Nomad sport wagon
1957 Cameo Carrier


Icon Legend Permissions Topic Options
Report Post

Quote Post

Quick Reply

Print Topic

Email Topic

FusionBB™ Version 2.1
©2003-2006 InteractivePHP, Inc.
Execution time: 0.104 seconds.   Total Queries: 16   Zlib Compression is on.
All times are (GMT -0800) Pacific. Current time is 10:59 AM