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Username Post: Ww2        (Topic#347892)
VANDENPLAS 
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10-26-17 05:42 PM - Post#2712284    

Ww2 trench warfare the Italians and the nazis are
Holed up along the front. The nazis come up with a brilliant plan.since so many wops are named Luigi, they start shouting LUIGI !! Sure enough a wop pops his head up above the trench and goes SI? Boom and another one down

Well this is going on for hours LUIGI ? SI? BOOM!!

So the wops start thinking .... hey lotsa germanese are named fritz lets a shout fritz and whena onna dem guys pops up foggettaboutit !!

So Luigi goes hey FRITZ.........nothing he goes again HEY A FRITZ ........ nothing he tries a third time HEY FRITZ YOU DARE?

A guy shouts back HEY LUIGI IS THAT YOU??

Luigi pops his head up over the trench SI FRITZ WADDA YOU WANN.....BOOM !!!






" The chain in those handcuffs is made of high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this, if your lucky. You can hack through your ankle in fivei



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Edited by VANDENPLAS on 10-26-17 05:44 PM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

 




Bel Air kiwi 
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11-01-17 05:33 PM - Post#2712989    
    In response to VANDENPLAS

Hi VDP, funny but Italy and Germany were on the same side.

Cheers kiwi

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11-02-17 05:19 AM - Post#2713031    
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  • Bel Air kiwi Said:
Hi VDP, funny but Italy and Germany were on the same side.

Cheers kiwi


Also very little trench warfare in WWII, would seem more likely to be WWI.


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VANDENPLAS 
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11-02-17 09:19 AM - Post#2713051    
    In response to 2blu52

Yeah I butchered it
Oops a daisy !!!
You guys get the point of it !! Just giggle pee and be done with it !!!

" The chain in those handcuffs is made of high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this, if your lucky. You can hack through your ankle in fivei



In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king 👑


 
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11-02-17 10:22 AM - Post#2713056    
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  • VANDENPLAS Said:
Yeah I butchered it
Oops a daisy !!!
You guys get the point of it !! Just giggle pee and be done with it !!!


That is okay!


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