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Username Post: I hate my Job day        (Topic#347653)
DavidTX 
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DavidTX
Loc: Killeen, TX
Reg: 08-11-03
10-13-17 11:03 AM - Post#2710742    

When you have an ‘I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson
& Johnson.'

HAVE NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS!

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart....

Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!

Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!




 




Maxbigblock 
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Posts: 2647
Maxbigblock
Age: 68
Loc: Stuart, Florida
Reg: 12-16-01
10-14-17 06:29 AM - Post#2710817    
    In response to DavidTX

Its like, no matter what your situation is, there are people that have it better than you and people that don't.

Max

I'm originally from the ONCE great city of Flint, Michigan. The birthplace of General Motors, where A C Spark Plug was formed and headquartered, where the first Corvettes were hand built, and where my 1955 Chevy was made.



 
Bel Air kiwi 
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Posts: 4558
Bel Air kiwi
Loc: New Zealand
Reg: 04-24-14
10-16-17 07:06 PM - Post#2711070    
    In response to DavidTX

Very true, cheers kiwi

48 3100 RHD, 51 Deluxe 4DR RHD, 51 Bel Air parts car, 52 Bel Air P-Glide LHD. Others 23T, 32 Tudor, 58 Edsel pacer 4DR HDT, 79 F250 351C RHD. 69,70,82 Capri. No mobile, no TV, and no Jap cars.

"They made a desert and called it peace." Tacitus


 
julianaray 
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Posts: 9

Reg: 04-17-18
04-17-18 03:51 AM - Post#2731259    
    In response to DavidTX

It is the real life which is dame true indeed.



 




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