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Username Post: Kids safe jokes        (Topic#346949)
Chevrobert 
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Loc: Braintree, Ma. USA
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09-02-17 04:54 PM - Post#2706517    

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An in-vesta-gator.

What do you call a bear with out any teeth?
A gummy bear.

What do you call an exploding ape?
A bab-boom.

Why did the kid take a ladder to school?
It was his first day at high school.

What do you call an auto illustrator?
A Cartoonist.

Bob
'64 Impala SS
'77 Pontiac Ventura SJ
'85 Lincoln Town Car
Ain't to proud to think out loud.


 




4dr 57 
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4dr 57
Loc: Texas Hill Country
Reg: 11-10-04
11-13-17 07:23 PM - Post#2714304    
    In response to Chevrobert

funny


It's all good. mostly




 
Chevrobert 
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Loc: Braintree, Ma. USA
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11-28-17 02:53 PM - Post#2716142    
    In response to 4dr 57

Thank you
AND
Merry Christmas.

Bob
'64 Impala SS
'77 Pontiac Ventura SJ
'85 Lincoln Town Car
Ain't to proud to think out loud.


 




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