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Username Post: I mowed the lawn today        (Topic#339242)
4dr 57 
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09-19-16 03:26 PM - Post#2652214    

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally, as I was thinking deeply, I pondered an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question: Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and I say this even though I obviously couldn't really know from experience. Here is the reason for my deep-thought conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.

It's all good. mostly




 




2blu52 
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10-11-16 05:21 PM - Post#2656090    
    In response to 4dr 57

I like logical thinking, enhanced by a cool adult beverage or two or more!

"PEACE IS THAT GLORIUS MOMENT IN HISTORY WHEN EVERY ONE STANDS AROUND RELOADING"

THOMAS JEFFERSON


 




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