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Username Post: I liked this joke        (Topic#334553)
4dr 57 
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04-05-16 03:16 PM - Post#2619746    


Four retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks
10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking, This is too good to be true.



The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come
on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?"



There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini. In
no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis - shaken, not stirred - and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."



The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other.
They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets
the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.



Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as
good as these for a dime apiece?"



"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender says, "and I always
wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer - it's all the same.”



"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says. As the four of them
sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing Seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there.



Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the
bartender, "What's with them?"



The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida. They're waiting
for Happy Hour when the drinks are half-price.”





 




Maxbigblock 
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04-06-16 05:14 AM - Post#2619849    
    In response to 4dr 57



Max

I'm originally from the ONCE great city of Flint, Michigan. The birthplace of General Motors, where A C Spark Plug was formed and headquartered, where the first Corvettes were hand built, and where my 1955 Chevy was made.



 
2blu52 
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04-07-16 08:22 AM - Post#2620073    
    In response to 4dr 57

Very good!

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Walt_S 
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04-12-16 03:11 PM - Post#2621181    
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Keith_Knox 
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05-22-16 09:00 PM - Post#2629930    
    In response to 4dr 57

That bought out a chuckle from me.

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DanielLee5 
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08-09-16 03:21 AM - Post#2644675    
    In response to 4dr 57

omg



 




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