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Username Post: Morning constitutional        (Topic#347633)
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10-11-17 05:09 PM - Post#2710573    

3 old men are talking one day at the old folks home about there bathroom " doings)

The first guy starts , I'm up everyday at 8am and I try and I push and shake it .... and I'm lucky if I get 3 drops of pee ! So frustrating
The second guy goes on I'm up at 7 everyday and I go sit on the throne and push and push and I'm lucky if I get 1 or 2 rabbit droppings ... impossible to live like this!
The third guy start , well ya see everyday like at 5am like clock work I take 2 huge craps and a huge pee.

The first 2 guys look at him and ask, so what's the issue with that?

3rd guy responds f**k I don't wake up till 9 !!!!!

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10-12-17 11:43 AM - Post#2710651    
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10-17-17 10:51 PM - Post#2711200    
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