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09-02-17 05:54 PM - Post#2706517    

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An in-vesta-gator.

What do you call a bear with out any teeth?
A gummy bear.

What do you call an exploding ape?
A bab-boom.

Why did the kid take a ladder to school?
It was his first day at high school.

What do you call an auto illustrator?
A Cartoonist.
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