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Username Post: Most loyal football fan        (Topic#350061)
Mick53 
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Mick53
Loc: Northern Indiana
Reg: 04-02-16
03-12-18 08:06 AM - Post#2727305    

A Packers fan, a Bears fan and a Colts fan are climbing a mountain and arguing over is the most loyal fan. The Packers fan yells this is for you Green bay and jumps off the mountain! The Colts fan yells this is for you Indy and pushes the Bears fan off the mountain.



 




Stinky 
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Posts: 1598

Loc: Whitewater, CO
Reg: 05-25-01
03-14-18 08:05 PM - Post#2727648    
    In response to Mick53

Similar to that...

There are 3 guys in a oil company plane flying over West-Texas at 10,000' when one of the engine catches on fire then blows apart. This leaves them w/only one engine.

The plane starts loosing altitude quickly.

The pilot sets the autopilot in a gradual dive and gets in the back and tells the other 2 and says...boys, we got a problem, there are 3 of us and only 2 chutes. Why don't we do "Rock-Paper-Scissors" to see who doesn't get a chute.

The company exec says no way. The company can't function w/o me, I'm a member of Mensa and my IQ is over 200 and with that he grabs a chute, slips it on, and before they can stop him...he opens the door and jumps.

The one guys says to the pilot, I'm single, you are a family-man w/3 kids, take mine. The pilot says, that is OK, get this on quick, and get ready to jump. Mr Indispensable Mensa just jumped out w/my backpack on.



 




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