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VANDENPLAS 
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01-09-18 03:50 PM - Post#2720596    

Step 1.
Repeat step 1 if required.

" The chain in those handcuffs is made of high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this, if your lucky. You can hack through your ankle in fivei



In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king 👑


 




Stinky 
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01-13-18 06:39 AM - Post#2720932    
    In response to VANDENPLAS

groan....



 
2blu52 
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01-13-18 08:23 AM - Post#2720938    
    In response to VANDENPLAS

Learn somesthing new here every day. I been doing it wrong for nearly 84 years. I start with step two!!

"PEACE IS THAT GLORIUS MOMENT IN HISTORY WHEN EVERY ONE STANDS AROUND RELOADING"

THOMAS JEFFERSON


 
Double Aught 
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01-14-18 09:04 PM - Post#2721068    
    In response to VANDENPLAS

Where is the joke? I don't get it.



 
89RS98Z28 
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01-15-18 03:54 AM - Post#2721076    
    In response to Double Aught

A journey of a thousand miles begins with step 1. Over and over.........

A lesson learned the hard way is not easily forgoten.


Edited by 89RS98Z28 on 01-15-18 03:55 AM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

 
Double Aught 
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01-15-18 07:17 PM - Post#2721149    
    In response to 89RS98Z28

  • 89RS98Z28 Said:
A journey of a thousand miles begins with step 1. Over and over.........


This would be considered a philosophical quote, not a joke.

joke
joke
jōk/Submit
noun
1.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
synonyms: funny story, jest, witticism, quip; pun, play on words; informalgag, wisecrack, crack, one-liner, rib-tickler, knee-slapper, thigh-slapper, punch-line, groaner
"they were telling jokes"
verb
1.
make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
"she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
synonyms: tell jokes, crack jokes; jest, banter, quip; informalwisecrack, josh
"she laughed and joked with the guests"
fool, fool around, play a trick, play a practical joke, tease;
informalkid, fun, pull (someone's leg), pull/jerk/yank someone's chain, make a monkey out of someone, put someone on
"they didn't realize you were only joking"




 
VANDENPLAS 
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01-16-18 05:30 AM - Post#2721179    
    In response to Double Aught

  • Double Aught Said:
  • 89RS98Z28 Said:
A journey of a thousand miles begins with step 1. Over and over.........


This would be considered a philosophical quote, not a joke.

joke
joke
jōk/Submit
noun
1.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
synonyms: funny story, jest, witticism, quip; pun, play on words; informalgag, wisecrack, crack, one-liner, rib-tickler, knee-slapper, thigh-slapper, punch-line, groaner
"they were telling jokes"
verb
1.
make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
"she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
synonyms: tell jokes, crack jokes; jest, banter, quip; informalwisecrack, josh
"she laughed and joked with the guests"
fool, fool around, play a trick, play a practical joke, tease;
informalkid, fun, pull (someone's leg), pull/jerk/yank someone's chain, make a monkey out of someone, put someone on
"they didn't realize you were only joking"






I would consider it both!!!

The joke is so stupid it’s funny, cheesy enough to sprinkle on your pasta!!!


" The chain in those handcuffs is made of high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this, if your lucky. You can hack through your ankle in fivei



In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king 👑


 
Double Aught 
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01-16-18 06:14 PM - Post#2721232    
    In response to VANDENPLAS

  • VANDENPLAS Said:
  • Double Aught Said:
  • 89RS98Z28 Said:
A journey of a thousand miles begins with step 1. Over and over.........


This would be considered a philosophical quote, not a joke.

joke
joke
jōk/Submit
noun
1.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
synonyms: funny story, jest, witticism, quip; pun, play on words; informalgag, wisecrack, crack, one-liner, rib-tickler, knee-slapper, thigh-slapper, punch-line, groaner
"they were telling jokes"
verb
1.
make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
"she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
synonyms: tell jokes, crack jokes; jest, banter, quip; informalwisecrack, josh
"she laughed and joked with the guests"
fool, fool around, play a trick, play a practical joke, tease;
informalkid, fun, pull (someone's leg), pull/jerk/yank someone's chain, make a monkey out of someone, put someone on
"they didn't realize you were only joking"






I would consider it both!!!

The joke is so stupid it’s funny, cheesy enough to sprinkle on your pasta!!!







 
2blu52 
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2blu52
Age: 84
Loc: Montana
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01-17-18 07:55 AM - Post#2721267    
    In response to Double Aught

  • Double Aught Said:
  • VANDENPLAS Said:
  • Double Aught Said:
  • 89RS98Z28 Said:
A journey of a thousand miles begins with step 1. Over and over.........


This would be considered a philosophical quote, not a joke.

joke
joke
jōk/Submit
noun
1.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
synonyms: funny story, jest, witticism, quip; pun, play on words; informalgag, wisecrack, crack, one-liner, rib-tickler, knee-slapper, thigh-slapper, punch-line, groaner
"they were telling jokes"
verb
1.
make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
"she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
synonyms: tell jokes, crack jokes; jest, banter, quip; informalwisecrack, josh
"she laughed and joked with the guests"
fool, fool around, play a trick, play a practical joke, tease;
informalkid, fun, pull (someone's leg), pull/jerk/yank someone's chain, make a monkey out of someone, put someone on
"they didn't realize you were only joking"






I would consider it both!!!

The joke is so stupid it’s funny, cheesy enough to sprinkle on your pasta!!!



[/quote)
Me too!


"PEACE IS THAT GLORIUS MOMENT IN HISTORY WHEN EVERY ONE STANDS AROUND RELOADING"

THOMAS JEFFERSON


 




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