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Username Post: A Kiss        (Topic#348909)
sidworks 
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12-29-17 02:42 PM - Post#2719353    

“An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. “Howdy, stranger.” “Howdy, sheriff.” The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted his tail, and place a big kiss where the sun don’t shine. He dropped the horse’s tail, and stepped up on the walk and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon. “Hold on there, Mister.” “Sheriff?” “Did I just see what I think I saw?” “Reckon you did, Sheriff… I got me some powerful chapped lips.” The Sheriff asked, “Does that cure them?” “Nope, but it keeps me from lickin em.”

ron

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VANDENPLAS 
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12-29-17 04:04 PM - Post#2719361    
    In response to sidworks

I,um,ah,I ,uh,oh,um.......... jeez , I’m out !

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CATS 09 
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12-30-17 09:52 AM - Post#2719420    
    In response to sidworks

In our neighborhood back when I was about 12 (60 yrs ago) all us guys wanted to kiss the prettiest girl Peggy, that became a problem as fights broke out from jealousy, this really happened, as we all watched, Peggy lifted the tail of the family cow and planted a kiss on that same spot, well most of the guys stopped trying to kiss her after that, there were a few that still kissed her anyway when they knew that she had not been near the cow for some time.
I'm not saying which group I was in. She sure was pretty.



 
55 Shaker 
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Loc: north central IL.
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12-30-17 08:45 PM - Post#2719483    
    In response to sidworks

Ron, I got a chuckle out of that.

The older I get, the more dangerous, I am !!!!


 
CowboyTrukr 
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12-31-17 02:36 PM - Post#2719550    
    In response to 55 Shaker

LOL!

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julianaray 
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04-17-18 03:48 AM - Post#2731257    
    In response to sidworks

Holly mother of great heaven..



 




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