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Username Post: Fat Chicks        (Topic#347703)
Bel Air kiwi 
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Bel Air kiwi
Loc: New Zealand
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10-16-17 06:08 PM - Post#2711071    

Why are fat chicks like mopeds?
Most guys learn to ride on them, but don't want their mates to find out.

Cheers Kiwi

48 3100 RHD, 51 Deluxe 4DR RHD, 51 Bel Air parts car, 52 Bel Air P-Glide LHD. Others 23T, 32 Tudor, 58 Edsel pacer 4DR HDT, 79 F250 351C RHD. 69,70,82 Capri. No mobile, no TV, and no Jap cars.

And when it was laid to waste, they called it peace.


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10-17-17 12:29 AM - Post#2711099    
    In response to Bel Air kiwi

Kiwi, you sure like to live dangerously.


Those who choose an automatic transmission want transportation. Those who choose a manual transmission want to drive.

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10-26-17 10:59 AM - Post#2712241    
    In response to raycow

I was in the checkout line at the grocery store, when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around to see a very large, tattooed, and unattractive woman standing there. She said to me, what a hunk you are, I'd really like to jump your bones, and then asked if she could have my phone number. Sure, got a pen. Yes do she says. Good, better get back to it before the farmer notices you're missing. The Drs. tell me I have a least 2 more surgeries before I can even think of going home.

Another time I was with my young daughter in the checkout line at the very same grocery store, when the beeper of a very large woman goes off; beep, beep, beep, beep. My daughter says, get out of the way Daddy, she's backing up!

And yet, there's more! Over on the HAMB, whenever someone there asks how to go about lowering their car, I usually respond with this:
First of all, swing by your local Krispy Kreme Donuts Store, and pick up a couple dozen of assorted donuts. Then head over to the closest Curves franchise at closing time. When all the large women are leaving, shout out you have donuts, while opening the cars doors.

I am Butch/56sedandelivery.

Edited by 56sedandelivery on 11-22-17 08:16 AM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

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02-12-18 09:22 PM - Post#2724215    
    In response to 56sedandelivery

Why is a fat tattooed woman perfect?

Warmth in the winter,
Shade in the summer,
Moving pictures all year round.

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02-13-18 06:41 PM - Post#2724309    
    In response to ZEN2U

In the land of the fat chicks the chubby girl is queen.


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