Gain extra benefits by becoming a Supporting Member Click here find out how!
Classic Performance Products Classic Parts
Ciadella InteriorsAmerican Auto Wire Classic Industries
Chevs of the 40sDanchuk Catalog
Hellwig Products IncPerformance Rod & CustomEcklers AutoMotive
Octane LightingNu-Relics Power Windows
Impala Bob's Bob's Chevy Trucks Bob's Chevelle Parts Bob's Classic Chevy

Join the Community today







Username Post: Morning constitutional        (Topic#347633)
VANDENPLAS 
Frequent Contributor
Posts: 1666
VANDENPLAS
Age: 38
Loc: ontario canada
Reg: 07-29-09
10-11-17 05:09 PM - Post#2710573    

3 old men are talking one day at the old folks home about there bathroom " doings)

The first guy starts , I'm up everyday at 8am and I try and I push and shake it .... and I'm lucky if I get 3 drops of pee ! So frustrating
The second guy goes on I'm up at 7 everyday and I go sit on the throne and push and push and I'm lucky if I get 1 or 2 rabbit droppings ... impossible to live like this!
The third guy start , well ya see everyday like at 5am like clock work I take 2 huge craps and a huge pee.

The first 2 guys look at him and ask, so what's the issue with that?

3rd guy responds f**k I don't wake up till 9 !!!!!

" The chain in those handcuffs is made of high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this, if your lucky. You can hack through your ankle in fivei



In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king 👑


 




Impala65SS 
Valued Contributor
Posts: 4048
Impala65SS
Loc: Sweden
Reg: 08-23-07
10-12-17 11:43 AM - Post#2710651    
    In response to VANDENPLAS

HAHAHA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXn2QVipK2o&a mp;fea...


 
Chevrobert 
Valued Contributor
Posts: 3368

Loc: Braintree, Ma. USA
Reg: 06-14-08
10-17-17 10:51 PM - Post#2711200    
    In response to VANDENPLAS



Bob
'64 Impala SS
'77 Pontiac Ventura SJ
('91 Olds Cutlas Cruiser SL)
Ain't to proud to think out loud.


 




Icon Legend Permissions Topic Options
Report Post

Quote Post

Quick Reply

Print Topic

Email Topic

275 Views
FusionBB
FusionBB™ Version 2.1
©2003-2006 InteractivePHP, Inc.
Execution time: 0.899 seconds.   Total Queries: 17   Zlib Compression is on.
All times are (GMT -0800) Pacific. Current time is 03:38 PM
Top