VANDENPLAS
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Age: 38
Loc: ontario canada
Reg: 07-29-09
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10-11-17 05:09 PM - Post#2710573
3 old men are talking one day at the old folks home about there bathroom " doings)
The first guy starts , I'm up everyday at 8am and I try and I push and shake it .... and I'm lucky if I get 3 drops of pee ! So frustrating
The second guy goes on I'm up at 7 everyday and I go sit on the throne and push and push and I'm lucky if I get 1 or 2 rabbit droppings ... impossible to live like this!
The third guy start , well ya see everyday like at 5am like clock work I take 2 huge craps and a huge pee.
The first 2 guys look at him and ask, so what's the issue with that?
3rd guy responds f**k I don't wake up till 9 !!!!!
" The chain in those handcuffs is made of high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this, if your lucky. You can hack through your ankle in fivei
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