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Username Post: Aggie.        (Topic#344085)
MalibuRod 
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04-16-17 08:11 PM - Post#2686909    

An Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball on the tee, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any undies?" her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no undies. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £10. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any!"

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and Says, "Well, fer the love 'O Jesus, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.

66 Malibu touring. Stout 383 talking out of a pair of Borlas, sounds Awesome!. And decent suspension in it so far. Lots more to do!
USMC 0331 Dad.


 




CATS 09 
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04-17-17 02:22 AM - Post#2686927    
    In response to MalibuRod

So where is this golf course anyway, I don't play but would like looking around a bit.



 
MalibuRod 
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04-17-17 06:52 PM - Post#2687056    
    In response to CATS 09

Hahahahahahah!!!

That's better then the joke Cats, i like it!

66 Malibu touring. Stout 383 talking out of a pair of Borlas, sounds Awesome!. And decent suspension in it so far. Lots more to do!
USMC 0331 Dad.


 
Bel Air kiwi 
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04-18-17 04:55 PM - Post#2687213    
    In response to MalibuRod

Excellent, Cheers Kiwi

48 3100 RHD, 51 Deluxe 4DR RHD, 51 Bel Air parts car, 52 Bel Air P-Glide LHD. Others 23T, 32 Tudor, 58 Edsel pacer 4DR HDT, 79 F250 351C RHD. 69,70,82 Capri. No mobile, no TV, and no Jap cars.

And when it was laid to waste, they called it peace.


 
MalibuRod 
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04-26-17 07:49 PM - Post#2688417    
    In response to Bel Air kiwi

Cheers Kiwi!

66 Malibu touring. Stout 383 talking out of a pair of Borlas, sounds Awesome!. And decent suspension in it so far. Lots more to do!
USMC 0331 Dad.


 
4dr 57 
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05-07-17 06:39 PM - Post#2690113    
    In response to MalibuRod




<G>ood One!.....has all the ear marks of an hilarious Post in the making!









It's all good. mostly




 




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